if you make fun of me once then i will probably think about it for the rest of my life so thank you
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Box of Chocolates.
Consisting of cute animals, yummy food (mostly desserts), cute outfits and other cute/pretty things.
if you take me on a date to a zoo, aquarium, or museum the chances of me having sex with you goes up by about 900%
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I hate when people cry in front of me like should I pat their head, should I grab their ass I don’t fucking know
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thetimetravelersguidetothegalaxy:
Over-Educated Problems
but the costuming is so historically inaccurate
The armour is from oddly mixed locations and periods..
Exactly what kind of Native American tribe is this suppose to be?
The subtitles on your foreign bad guys aren’t what they’re actually saying.
That didn’t happen for another two years…
THAT OBJECT IS NOT FLAMMABLE
BUT THE VOLCANO WOULDN’T HAVE ERUPTED THAT QUICKLY WTF
JUST BECAUSE A SNAKE IS MOVING DOESN’T MEAN THAT IT’S RATTLING THAT’S NOT EVEN A RATTLESNAKE GOD DAMN.
THOSE AREN’T THE RIGHT FANGS THAT’S NOT WHERE THE TONGUE GOES THEY DON’T MAKE THAT NOISE THAT IS A CAT HISS THAT’S MADE OUT OF LIKE 3 SPECIES THAT ISN’T HOW HEAT PITS WORK THEY CAN’T DO THAT WITH THEIR TONGUE HOW DO YOU GET SOMETHING THAT IS JUST A HEAD ON A BODY SO WRONG
tigers don’t yowl like cats goddamn that bird does not make that noise YOU CANNOT TALK TO EACH OTHER WHILE YOU’RE FREEFALLING AT TERMINAL VELOCITY SHOOTING AT A PARKED CAR DOES NOT MAKE IT EXPLODE THAT PIECE OF WOOD IS LIKE ONE CENTIMETRE THICK IT”S NOT GOING TO STOP A BULLET
GUNS DON’T WORK LIKE THAT! SWORDS DON’T WORK LIKE THAT! ARMOUR DOESN’T WORK LIKE THAT! THAT’S IT! I’M REVOKING YOUR WEAPON PRIVILEGES!
NO WHY WOULD YOU PUT A TWIST OF LEMON IN YOUR CAFE LATTE THAT WILL JUST CURDLE THE MILK NO STOP WHAT ARE YOU DOING YOU’RE MAKING A TERRIBLE MISTAKE
WHY IS EVERYONE WHITE WHEN IT’S SET IN A PREDOMINATELY NON-WHITE AREA
NO THIS COMPLETELY CONTRADICTS THE EARLIER FILMS. BAD SEQUEL, BAD!
WHERE DID THEY GET THE TECHNOLOGY TO MAKE THAT
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a male celebrity can literally beat his girlfriend half to death and still enjoy a successful career with millions of adoring fans
a female celebrity can gain a few pounds and she’s shunned, mocked, and ridiculed by thousands of people over many different mediums
do you see the problem with this
a female celebrity JUMPS INTO THE OCEAN TO RESCUE HER CHILD AND NANNY
and is mocked and ridiculed for a wardrobe malfunction
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you ever thought that maybe the reason girls say they’re fine when they’re not, or they’re not mad when they are, is because the second they show any semblance of emotion they’re written off as hysterical bitches that are probably on their period?
THE FUCKING DA VINCI CODE HAS BEEN CRACKED
Reblogging again, because this will never be irrelevant.
you got it right
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i hate when you voluntarily tell your parents some information about your life because you think you can trust them and then they bitch at you for it like congrats you have guaranteed that i will never tell you anything ever again
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OKAY so i just saw the most ridiculous thing at the store today
so we come across this thing
and we discover you can turn it inside out and
ITS HELLO KITTY I’M
HSE’S EVEN GOT HER OWN LITTLE CHICKEN DRUMSTICK IM SO DONE
why the fuck
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